“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
(Source: elizabethdarcy, via fake-mermaid)
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
(Source: elizabethdarcy, via fake-mermaid)
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
(via yourstrulyjocelyn)
fine whatever i will just date myself
(Source: shewhaalebeloved, via myracecilia)
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youmy pussy definitely my pussy
(Source: tristamateer, via yourstrulyjocelyn)