rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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